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Jeff Schoettker
United States
Hi everyone and welcome to my Deviant Art page! My name is Jeff and I’m a deviant.

Let’s see, where do I start?

I'm basically a freak. It started a long time ago. I remember it was before my fifth grade teacher sent me to the school shrink for drawing monsters all the time. I told him that I have always enjoyed drawing unreal things. He asked me to draw him a picture. I drew him a picture of some wolf-guy dressed like an army-man with one arm missing and his rib cage exposed. I thought, "Hell, just give the guy what he wants." He muttered something about too much sugar.

I saw my old teacher the other day. She said, "Hey, you're the kid who drew monsters all the time."

"I still do," I said. "Only they are much better now."
Residing here in Cincinnati Ohio, USA with my lovely wife and kids, I spend half of my time daydreaming. I spend the other half trying to convey what I dream in word, brush or clay.

I would love the opportunity to make new friends here to learn from and dream with.

If there is anything I can do for you, please don’t hesitate to ask. I have a vivid imagination and need desperately to unleash it.

Thank you for taking the time to visit my page.

Have a great day!

Current Residence: USA, Ohio, Cincinnati
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL Baby! I'm not that big, I just like room to move around.
Print preference: I like Books.
Favourite style of art: I like all kinds of Art. So go make some!
Operating System: Windows 7
Shell of choice: Sea Shells
Wallpaper of choice: I like Paint better.
Skin of choice: Human, Soft Human Skin!
Favourite cartoon character: Peter Griffin, The Family Guy
Personal Quote: Don’t yank my chain, you might not like what you find on the other end of it!


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Welcome to :icondarkartists-inc:

Hope you enjoy the group :blackrose
Thanks so much for watching!
MaevesChild Nov 28, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice to see more of your work . . . it is exciting to get that first Epilogue piece, isn't it?

Thank-you for the :+fav: on Cottingley...

artsyone39 Sep 14, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you for the fav! I really appreciate it ! :)
fredasurgenor Sep 13, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave on Moored in shallow water.

Most appreciated.

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